I broke my toe and I want to know who I should sue

It couldn't possibly be my own fault.

From my toe’s point of view, that’s an absolute ledge. A cliff. A literal stumbling block.

Look at that crack in the sidewalk and tell me that I, a grown woman walking up the street while holding the leashes of two 12-pound dogs, should have seen that coming.

Well, possibly I should have, yes. But let’s say, for the sake of argument, no. Did I walk into …